Being mean!!!!

How mean can a person get!!! I have collected the crappiest, slimiest,meanest, in short, most insulting one-liners from books, cartoon strips and magazines. Trust me, you simply cannot gauge the limit of meanness in them...Enjoy!!!

Ur teeth r so yellow, I cant believe its not butter!!!

I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but hell!!! It really works.

I wud luv 2 ask how old u r but of course, I know u cant count that high.

I heard dat u changed ur mind. So, wat did u do wid ur diapers???

Why don’t u slip into something comfortable…like coma??

He dips sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as canaries.

You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing your luck, beating around the bush and dodging the issue.

Don’t piss me off!! M running out of places to hide bodies.

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes???

Abracadabra….Nope, you are still ugly!!!

Your mother-in-law is so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.

Your kid brother is so hairy; when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went crazy thinking that I’ve stolen one of their babies…

Ur cousin’s so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Your wife is so fat, when she fell off a boat and the captain yelled,” Land Ahead!!”

Your dog is so short; its best friend is an ant.

Your sister is so damn ugly that when she entered the Society building, they turned off the CCTV camera.

Your cousin is so damn ugly that when he threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.